Saturday, April 14, 2018

jerks and juicy

Jerks

God created the earth and people of different kinds
Some were dumb as dirt, some had great minds
Some were bound for greatness, some for nothing much
Others would be great leaders, others just out of touch

But no one can figure out one thing that God created
It didn't make sense to his greatness, but never was it stated
Why on earth God saw fit, with all his wondrous works
To add to all humanity, a generous dose of jerks




Juicy

There once was a girl named Lucy
Whose bottom was fat and juicy
It jiggled along
To her favourite song
While Lucy danced the Watusi

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