jerks and juicy

Jerks

God created the earth and people of different kinds

Some were dumb as dirt, some had great minds

Some were bound for greatness, some for nothing much

Others would be great leaders, others just out of touch

But no one can figure out one thing that God created

It didn't make sense to his greatness, but never was it stated

Why on earth God saw fit, with all his wondrous works

To add to all humanity, a generous dose of jerks

Juicy

There once was a girl named Lucy

Whose bottom was fat and juicy

It jiggled along
To her favourite song
While Lucy danced the Watusi